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Michael Phelps Reveals Why He Had A Secret Wedding

Fish/swimmer Michael Phelps revealed why he secretly got married. Hold on ladies, it's a romantic tale of ... paperwork. Phelps tells MSN, "We wanted to try to make it as smooth as we could for them (baby Boomer and Nicole) to travel to Rio." So he and Nicole had a small, private ceremony in their...
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How Jennifer Lawrence And Emma Stone Are BFFs Without Hating Each Other

How do two of Hollywood's top actresses become friends and not hate each other? Woody. During an interview with Vanity Fair Jennifer Lawrence said she received a text from Stone after Woody Harrelson helped them exchange numbers. "I replied, '---- off!' And we've been really good friends ever since...
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Emma Stone Bled For Prince Moment

Actress Emma Stone always dances like no one is watching ... even if she is bleeding. Recently she described the wild Saturday Night Live star-studded 40th anniversary special and how she ended up on stage with the late Prince. "I'd taken off my shoes to dance because I am one of those people who...
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Sisqo Explains "Dumps Like A Truck"

Sisqo finally explains the lyric "dumps like a truck. It's only been 16 years since "Thong Song" came out. According to Urban Dictionary, “dumps like a truck” has two meanings: Another way of saying - “junk in the trunk,” i.e. a big booty A lady who has a *ahem* healthy digestive system The...
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Justin Timberlake The Latest To Support Colin Kaepernick

Justin Timberlake is at the Toronto International Film Festival, and was asked about Colin Kaepernick's National Anthem protest. "It's a free country," Timberlake said. "And I think sometimes we have a way of using symbolism to judge people and when you get down to the matter of it, it's a free...
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