UPDATE: Charlie Sheen's Kids Have Been Found

November 21, 2016
Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, went missing on the morning of Nov. 16, 2016 with the couple's 7-year-old twins. According to TMZ, she wandered into a Salt Lake City bar barefoot "looking disheveled" with sons Bob and Max. She asked someone for a cigarette and later got into an argument with a nanny. The cops were called, but Brooke left before police showed up.

She was next spotted with her children at 6 a.m. with both kids barefoot and in pajamas.

Late the next day, officers found her on the freeway with her nanny and her boys and transported her to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. Both boys are said to be doing fine. No word yet on if she will retain custody.

People magazine reports that Brooke had a possible breakdown after going off her medication. Charlie Sheen responded by releasing a statement/poem to People:

"In the face of a roughshod and polar moment of unsanctioned divide, sanity and certainty were restored with grace and resolve, immeasurable gratitude and love to a fellow yeoman of the apocalypse; sir Michael from that hamlet called Walters, need accept each and every Crimson palm-sting, as high fives rain upon his bitchen nobility, not just from this traveler, but from his safe and stable brood as well…"

Um, okay?

-Mike Draup

Photo: USA Today