Is Katy Perry Really JonBenet Ramsey?

October 26, 2016
This is too good.

Vulture has spent the past few months rounding up the biggest cover-ups in music, literature, film, TV, and "anything else a celebrity might touch." It's pretty fantastic.

Here are a few of the categories:

  • Celebrities who aren't who they claim to be: For example, Stevie Wonder isn't really blind, Katy Perry is a grown-up JonBenet Ramsey...
  • Stars who've faked their own deaths: This list is forever long.
  • Celebrity murders: Oh boy, this one goes deep. Did you know John Lennon was really killed by Stephen King, Ronald Reagan, and Richard Nixon?
  • The government's pawns: Because of course Britney Spears was "an instrument" of George W. Bush's administration and Pokemon Go is really a CIA surveillance tool...
Enjoy it all here!

-Mike Draup

Photo: USA Today